Wordplay jokes

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”