Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Whoβs there?
To.
To who?
No, βto whom.β
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs names
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Suck my cheetah.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Why arenβt orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isnβt apparent.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
