Wordplay jokes
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.