Wordplay jokes
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I love eating pussy. Thatβs why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Whoβs there?
To.
To who?
No, βto whom.β
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!