Wordplay jokes
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.