Wordplay jokes

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.