Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Krusty nut
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
