Wordplay jokes

What’s a teacher's favorite tree?

A geometry.

What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?

Double trousers.

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

What is Ba + 2Na?

Ans. Banana.

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Puns, that's how I roll.

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?

Hamburg-ER.

What do you call a blind German?

A not see.

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't.

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.