Wordplay jokes
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
I just shed my pants.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Why is Joe cool?
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.