What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
