Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.