Wordplay jokes
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
It's ice to see you.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What flowers are on your face?
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.