I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
the f in orphan stands for family. but there is no f in orphan.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What does an orphan call a family picture? A selfie.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
