If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."