Wordplay jokes
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!