Wordplay jokes

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?

A. A mixed vegetable.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.