Wordplay jokes
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.