Wordplay jokes
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.