Wordplay jokes
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.