Wordplay jokes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Krusty nut
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.