Wordplay jokes
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
Saw (DYM 69).
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Doin' (DYM 63)?
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
You might think these jokes are plane.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.