Wordplay jokes

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."