Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."