Wordplay jokes
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".