Word jokes
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
My name has "anus" in it.
It's snot fair!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Bum.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)