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Angel is a good word.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Frank.
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
