Word jokes
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
My name has "anus" in it.
It's snot fair!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Bum.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!