My name has "anus" in it.
Word Jokes
It's snot fair!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Bum.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
