Word jokes
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
You add words = bullshit.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”