Woman

Woman jokes

Body

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

War

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

Man

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

Glory Hole

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

Strip club

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

Man

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

Puppy

What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?

A puppy, you dirty monkey!

Period

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

Marshmallow

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

Tornado

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Fall

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.

Blonde

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Right

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

Blonde

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

Homeless Man

A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.

A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.

"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"

"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.

"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"

"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.

"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."

Nun

Why is a nun called a nun?

'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)

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  • Sex

    Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”

    Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

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