One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' That's where the crack was. you guessed it.
The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who 'wanted crack' ;)
what do u call some that is mexican the has a bmw
a big mexican woman
one day i was working at the bank, doing my job then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over, then i told her that her balance is un-balanced
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming ,he asks how do know you cant see .she replies ,i can taste it.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her on the act and gave away my location from the noise
Man : *behind the women* she's so UgLy Women : my back is not a voice mailer, unless your a coward say it to my face
I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.
Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!
motar is like a womans fanny the more you play with it the wetter it gets
my tutor just said this quote of 2k18 ^^^
pontypool is rough
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer; KERI LAKE!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a Nice Compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
If you argued that god was a woman 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell Just to ask the other guy. Talk about a male supremacist religion.
A woman once false accused me for rape and I was sent to life sentence prison. PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
