Woman jokes
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
Memes
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Big mummy milkers...
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.