Woman jokes
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Memes
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Big mummy milkers...
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Women’s rights.