Woman jokes
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Women’s rights.
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.