Woman jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.