Woman jokes
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Big mummy milkers...
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Women’s rights.