Woman jokes
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."