What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.