Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
"Whats the difference between a pregnet woman and a light bulb"
"You can unscrew a light buld"
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
