Woman jokes

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.

A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"

Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

"Our wedding video."

What’s another term for a lesbian?

A vagetarian.

What's 10 inches and makes women scream?

Cot death!

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.

They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."

"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.