Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and
Rights
Why do women get periods?
just cancel the subscription
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
There’s a woman cutting onions who is her husband walks in and starts crying onions was a good dog
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Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
a man walks into a bar he see's a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer, he gets on his hands and knees and prays to god out loud, the bar tender says, why are you praying? He says, because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand.
When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad
*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u
There are 3 Genders
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill
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" this a recreation from ME" Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
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Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
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Me, a Chinese woman and he BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!" Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
