A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
