Wizard jokes

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!