Wizard jokes

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

What do you call a magic owl?

HOOdini

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.