Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
