I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
i am the grand wizard mak
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
