Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk
