Wizard

Wizard jokes

Chamber

    • Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

    Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

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    • Wizard memes

    Woman

    • A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.

    "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.

    "My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."

    The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."

    The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"

    "37," she replies, wiping her mouth.

    "You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"

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    • Law

    • The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.

    Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.

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    • Witch

    • So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

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