Cloak jokes

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.