Bellatrix jokes

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

bradley