Bellatrix jokes

Harry Potter

Ali-don’t-give a-$hit · 3 years ago

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Bell

dominique · 4 years ago

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

Seat

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

The image shows a two panel comparison. The top panel has a girl smiling and the text 'Which seat should I take?'. The bottom panel shows a woman looking angry and the text 'Ah crap... I killed the wrong Black...'

Bellatrix memes

Name

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.

Morbid jokes

arya fae · 7 years ago

arya fae

Twilight

Jacob · 3 years ago

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Nut

Anonymous · 4 years ago

"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."

Gucci

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

A picture from the Harry Potter movies. Bellatrix Lestrange is seen wielding her wand, looking shocked. The text in the image reads "Are those... Guccis?!?!?!"

Character

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

Voldemort

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

The image shows four cartoon penguins standing side-by-side. One penguin, wearing a military-style hat, is labeled "Voldemort planning to kill Harry for the 100th time." The other three penguins are labeled "Bellatrix", "Lucius", and "Narcissa" respectively. There are candy corn scattered on the floor.

Interview

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

Urgency

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

The image shows a woman with wild dark hair and a dramatic expression. Text above her reads "ME. WHEN I WANT SOMETHING." The text below reads, "I don't like to be kept waiting."

Couple

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Me with my honey

A picture of Voldemort and Bellatrix, both smiling. Underneath the picture, it says "this can't be good".

Bed

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

A meme featuring Snape and Bellatrix from Harry Potter. Bellatrix is saying "Snape, I'm amazing in bed. Care to find out?" and Snape is replying, "Bellatrix, I'd rather kiss a Dementor."

Wizard

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

The image shows Bellatrix Lestrange with the text: "Slaughters powerful wizards left and right. Killed by chubby housewife."

Bellatrix memes

Community talk

Butterflyy 🌷

1 year ago

Chat for Bellatrix Lestrange and me

Community