Will jokes
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
You will never have a girlfriend.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!