Will jokes

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

My will to live.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."