Will jokes

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

Why can't orphans have friends?

They will stay together.

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

My will to live.

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."