Will

Will jokes

Parent

    • "Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

    Car

    • What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

    "How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

    Orphan

    • What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

    If you throw them, they both will never come back.

    Will memes

    Student

    • Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

    Teacher replied, "I don't know."

    Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

    Lover

    • People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

    1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

    War

    • You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

    He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

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    • Clay

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

    It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

    Fat

    • Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

    Orphan

    • If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

    Website

    • Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.