Will jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂