Why jokes
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"