Why jokes
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.