Why jokes
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!