Why jokes

Guy

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

Taco Bell

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

Insult

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Vampire

Why do vampires drink blood?

Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.

Orphan

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Brain

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see his friend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Herd

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

Shat

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Sex

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?