Why jokes
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?