Why jokes
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.