Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why Jokes
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
