Why jokes
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.