Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why is Gennis gay?