Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why Jokes
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
