Why jokes
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?