Why jokes
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!