Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.