Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why Jokes
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
