Why jokes
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.