Why jokes
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why you always in a mood?
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!