Why jokes
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.