Why jokes
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.