Why jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.