Why jokes
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why you always in a mood?
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.