Why jokes
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!