Why jokes

Adoption

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Life

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

Orphan

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Horse

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Midget

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Gold

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Shooting

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!

Ejaculation

Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

A: He believes in the second cumming.