Why jokes

Date

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Man

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Plane

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

Egg

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Whale

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Santa

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.