Why jokes
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."