Why jokes
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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