Why jokes
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.