Why jokes
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.