Why jokes

Category

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Lesbian

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Toilet Paper

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Kid

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

Poem

I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

Goat

Why did the goat have an abortion?

Because she already had too many kids!

Wall

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

Bus Driver

"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Tower

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Well

Why did the blind man fall down a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see his friend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

People

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Rapper

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.