Why jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers