Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why Jokes
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
