Why jokes
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.