Why jokes
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.