Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.