Why jokes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"