Why jokes
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?