Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they canât find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, âThatâs the fourth time youâve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesnât it embarrass you?â
âWhy should it?â answered her spouse. âI keep telling them itâs for you.â
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why did McDonaldâs kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.