Why jokes
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.