Why jokes
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.