Why jokes
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.