Why jokes
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. š
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and thatās how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"