Why jokes
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.