Why jokes
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.