Why jokes

Orphan

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Thot

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

General

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

Twin Towers

Twin Towers

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

Obesity

Depression

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

9/11 jokes

9/11 jokes

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...

Eleven

Twin Towers

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Priest

Priest

Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.

9/11

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

Orphan

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Orphan

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.