Why jokes
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!