Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why Jokes
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
