Why jokes
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.