Why jokes
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*