Why jokes
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.