Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it plays on words. See, orphans don't have a "home" in the family sense, so they wouldn't know what "home base" is in baseball. It's a double meaning, ya dig? And based on how you asked me, I'm guessing you still watch Caillou and think he's cool.