Why jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?