Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why is this a category?
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."