Why jokes

Man

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Friend

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Feet

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Haircut

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Orphan

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Baseball

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Orphan

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.

Cheetah

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

Crab

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

Man

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.