Why jokes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!