Why jokes
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.