Why jokes
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.