Why jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.