Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
