Why jokes
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.