Why jokes
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.