Why jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why Jake?
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