A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why Jokes
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Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
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Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
