Why jokes
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.