Why Jokes

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 8 9.

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Why did Ama cross the road?

To find his dad.

Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"