Why jokes
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world? Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?