Why jokes
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.