Why jokes
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.