Why jokes

Teacher

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Dad

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

Pork

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Top

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Crack head

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Damage

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

Credit Card

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Airplane crash

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

Cow

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Blind

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

Cow

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.