Why jokes
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.