Why jokes
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.