Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why Jokes
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
