Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.