Why jokes
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.