Why jokes
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why is this a category?
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.