Why jokes
Why are my students so naughty?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!