Why jokes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.