Why jokes
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"