Why jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!