Why jokes

Orphan

Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Blind

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

Dad

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Cow

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Orphan

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

Because they can't press the home button.

Church

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Place

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Condom

Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

Top

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Crack head

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Balloon

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!