Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
