Why jokes
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.