Why jokes
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.