Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!