Why jokes
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why does this always happen to me...
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.