Why jokes

Girl

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Orphan

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

Cunt

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

Orphan

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

Cow

Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

Banana

Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

Moon

Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?

Because it was full! 🌕

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Zebra

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

Hell

Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?

Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.

Shooter

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

Hand

What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?

Why are you so tall?