Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why Jokes
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
