Why jokes
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.