Why jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Memes
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."