Why jokes
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! đ
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasnât peeling good.
Why didnât the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! đ
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why canât an orphan play baseball?
Because they canât find home.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."