Why jokes
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁