Why jokes
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad." The father says, "Good bye Grandad? Why is that?" The daughter says, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, Grandad drops dead.
The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter's prayers again. She says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn't know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy." The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn't go home and stays there until midnight. He's very surprised. 'I've cheated death!' he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, "Where have you been?!" and the husband says, "Oh don't ask me any questions, today's been miserable." The wife replies, "Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch..."
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
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If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.