Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why Jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
