Why jokes
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Memes
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.