Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap? Because he's dead.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."