Why jokes
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃