Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why Jokes
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
