Why jokes
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.