Why jokes
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789