Why jokes
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.