Why jokes
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Memes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.