Why jokes
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Memes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.