Why jokes

Emo

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Orphan

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Girl

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Tower

Why can't America play Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Hide-and-seek

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Orphan

Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?

Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!

Orphan

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Orphan

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Tower

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

Atom

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Ice Cream machine

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

Orphan

Why do orphans play baseball?

That’s the only way they can run to home.

Orphan

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: Because they can’t find home.