Why jokes
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.