Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
