Why jokes
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.