Why jokes
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.