Why jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
toast why
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!