Why jokes
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.