Why jokes
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!