Why jokes
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.