Why jokes
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.