Why jokes
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.