Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Hawking's FIFA Skills
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smoothbrain. This joke plays on Stephen Hawking's physical condition and the stats in the FIFA video game. Hawking, due to his condition, couldn't move much, but in FIFA, a "99 dribble" stat means the character is amazing at moving the ball. Get it? Probably not, since you're reading this, but hey, at least I tried, unlike you at literally anything.