Why jokes
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!