Why jokes
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."