Why jokes

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover their butt. Quack!

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵

Why did Sally fall dead?

Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So Black people can be messy too.

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.

One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.

Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.

Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"

I told her my mum told me to go to hell.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was too shallow.