Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why Jokes
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
