Why jokes
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.