Why jokes
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.