Why jokes
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Memes
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.