Why jokes
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...