Why jokes
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
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Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.