Why jokes
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!