Why jokes
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Memes
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.