Why jokes
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"