Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why Jokes
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
