Why jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.