Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
