Why jokes
Why does this exist?
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.