Why jokes
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!