Why jokes
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.