Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Memes
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.