Why jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.