Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.