Why jokes
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Memes
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.