Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why Jokes
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
