Why jokes
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.