Why jokes
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why canβt an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They donβt have a parentβs signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Memes
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they donβt have mothers' and Fatherβs Day.
Doctor: Iβm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because Iβm a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?