Why jokes
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!