Why jokes
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
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Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."