Why jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Memes
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.