Why jokes
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.