Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
