Why jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Memes
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.