Why jokes
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.