Why jokes
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.