Why jokes
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.