Why jokes
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.