Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Toy

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Memes

Actor

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.

Orphan

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Makeup

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Orphan

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

Kid

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.