Why jokes
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.