Why jokes
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place? Because he kneaded the dough!
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.