Why jokes
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂