Why jokes
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Memes
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."