Why jokes
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.