East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
