Why jokes
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.