Why jokes

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Orphan

  • Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

    Helmet

  • Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

    Girlfriend: "No."

    Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

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    Bell

  • The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

    The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

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    Teacher

  • New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

    Student: Stands up.

    Teacher: Why did you stand up?

    Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

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