Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Memes
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!