Why jokes
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.