Why jokes
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.