Why jokes
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.