Why jokes
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.