Why jokes
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why tie when you can knot?
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.