Why jokes
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Memes
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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