I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why Jokes
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
