Why jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why though?
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.