Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."