Why jokes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.