Why jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.