Why jokes
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick