Why jokes
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?