Why jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?